The internet can be full of shit, but it also has a fantastic sense of humour. So I'm posting this as an aide-mémoire for future days when I need a laugh.
After all the excitement of the revelations of Monday 4th confirming that the skeleton found under a Leicester car park was indeed that of His Grace King Richard III, I think my favourite comments on the whole thing were:
"Have ATOS pronounced him fit for work yet?" and "Will Chris Huhne's wife be paying his parking fines?"