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March 30th, 2009
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Meme - Three Men
I saw a lot of people doing this, and I happened to be at Hambel's journal when I thought "Yeah, OK, I'll do it." So Hambel gave me "The Master, Ten, Gene Hunt."



So that's like, OK: Ten - Cliff, Master - Shag, Gene - Marry. Without a moment's thought.

Mmm, maybe to qualify as a meme I need to write more than that? Well, here we go, from the, er, bottom:


Cliff: Ten

Because who needs it? He really doesn't do a thing for me. I don't have anything against Tennant himself, not that I've ever seen him in anything else, but Ten - meh. I don't like the talky talky stuff, I don't like the artificial "soulful voice" he puts on when he wants to do "upset", I don't like the endless gurning. In fact it wasn't until Human Nature and Family of Blood that I became convinced the man could act. Clearly he would have to be able to, to get the gig in the first place, but so much of Ten's character seems to be "Hey, look at me - I'm being the Doctor." Whereas Edwardian teacher John Smith - despite the matching Edwardian attitudes - I actually liked and felt sorry for. I was so upset for him when he realised he was going to have to "die", and the scene at the end where Tennant transformed from John Smith to the Doctor in the space of one sentence was simply awesome. However, we're not talking about acting here, we're talking about shagging and marrying. No chance. So, cliff it is for Ten.


Shag: Simm!Master

(And let's be clear about which particular body I'm letting into my hypothetical bed. Not Delgado; not any of those other Masters I never saw. Just Simm, in his Master guise). Because funnily enough, although I find him very attractive in his other parts characters, I don't have the fierce urge to drag Sam Tyler under the duvet. Whereas batshit!Master was one of the hottest things I have ever seen. You just know that guy would be the most athletic bastard you'd ever had (and the two hearts would probably come in handy - you know, for him not getting worn out too quickly). And he'd probably be reasonably interested in making it a good experience because his ego would never allow a mere human woman to be able to say she'd had better. So, yeah. I'd shag the Master any time. Or the Simm himself, if he was magically available.


Marry: Gene Hunt

To be honest, up against any other competition, I might have hesitated to marry Gene, because I'd be very happy to spend an awful lot of time just shagging him. (And I'd have to say I cannot begin to imagine what competition would cause me to cliff the guy). And of course there's all that business with getting pissed every night and sleeping in the office. But you can't marry the Master, just can't - it's simply the quickest way to insanity and/or a painful death. So that means marrying Gene.

The only question is, are we talking canon Gene or fanon Gene here? Because fanon Gene - well, I'd hate to come between Sam and Gene and their wonderful forever love. Well, OK, I would love to come. Between Gene and Sam. But that aside, I'm thinking canon!Gene here. And you know I don't mean A2A!Gene. Nope. LOM!Gene certainly was a dinosaur in many ways, but he's one hell of a lot more intelligent and thoughtful than the average man of that era. Believe me, I worked with enough of them. Gene has such respect for women; he is so prepared to treat them well; he totally accepts that his lot in life is to be strong and protective. I could go for that, absolutely. The only thing would be just that little bit of re-education that would show him that the best way to show respect for your missus (that would be me, don't forget), is to go home and be masterful. shag her brains out. just BE THERE for God's sake. Yes.

So there you go. I'm putting up Ten for the highest bidder - I understand some people actually go for that dorky string-bean look.

In the meantime, Gene's mine, OK, and we'll all shag share the Master.





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From:kimboosan
Date:March 30th, 2009 07:24 pm (UTC)
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Ahahahaha! Great breakdown! And while I *AM* a Ten fan, I have to admit, he'd get on my nerves after a while too. On that list, yeah, I'd have to cliff him. And sex with Simm!Master? Yes please! Because you are SO right!

Thanks for making me smile on a hard, stressful Monday. <3

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From:dorsetgirl
Date:March 30th, 2009 10:11 pm (UTC)
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sex with Simm!Master ... you are SO right

What, the athletic thing? I like to imagine so... *fans self*

Thanks for reading; I see you've got plenty of names to be going on with, so I'll leave you in the capable hands of those who know your perverted tastes other fandoms better than I do especially fawsley.
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From:angeweeks
Date:March 30th, 2009 07:34 pm (UTC)
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*applauds wildly*

I love your reasoning behind your choices. Although I would ride David Tennant like a Grand National competitor, I would also have to cliff Ten.

I seem to have managed to avoid this meme so far. Which is unlike me. Heh. *g*
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From:dorsetgirl
Date:March 30th, 2009 10:01 pm (UTC)
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Thank you! *takes a bow*

You want some names? I wouldn't want you sitting there feeling left out *g*
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From:angeweeks
Date:March 31st, 2009 06:43 am (UTC)
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Ooh, yes please...*g*
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From:dorsetgirl
Date:March 31st, 2009 08:53 am (UTC)
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Nine. Bodie. Jack Harkness. (Good luck - I wouldn't know where to start!)
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From:angeweeks
Date:April 1st, 2009 07:30 am (UTC)
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Do you know, it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be?! *g*
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From:dorsetgirl
Date:April 1st, 2009 09:59 pm (UTC)
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Please to be linking?

(I can't find it at your journal)
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From:angeweeks
Date:April 1st, 2009 11:09 pm (UTC)
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Ooh, sorry about that, forgot to update something in my settings...you should be able to see it now! *g*
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From:ac_123
Date:March 30th, 2009 08:39 pm (UTC)
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XD (Oh my. You always came off a little more conservative than the other people on my flist, but here you are cracking sex jokes. Good girl!)

Though I would love to take Ten off your hands, I don't think I would shag his brains out. I just have this issue with the Doctor having sex with anyone who isn't the Master or Jackson Lake.

Mind giving me a few names?
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From:dorsetgirl
Date:March 30th, 2009 10:00 pm (UTC)
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a little more conservative than the other people on my flist

That gave me a good laugh, I have to say. It's not so much conservative as reserved, I guess. I have a friend I email quite a lot, and we talk like this quite often (mainly about John and Phil), but "publicly" I tend to keep it a little more low-key.

OK, names: I hope I've read your fandoms correctly, and do say if you want a different set instead (sorry, I've been a bit evil here):

Jackson Lake / Ianto / James May

OR

Rupert Galvin / Luke Rutherford / Nine
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From:ac_123
Date:March 30th, 2009 10:14 pm (UTC)
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XD I'm surrounded by perverts! (Hooray!)

Hmmm...could I do both?
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From:dorsetgirl
Date:March 30th, 2009 11:11 pm (UTC)
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Of course! Go for it.
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From:ripley312
Date:March 31st, 2009 12:43 am (UTC)
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Am I reading your entry correctly???!!! I can shag the Master as well? You're willing to share???? You are most gracious. I just love my Mister Master. You just know he's a kinky bastard, and god only knows what he can do with a sonic screwdriver. And I'd cliff Ten as well, since he can regenerate.
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From:dorsetgirl
Date:March 31st, 2009 08:45 am (UTC)
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I just love my Mister Master. You just know he's a kinky bastard

He so is.

god only knows what he can do with a sonic screwdriver

Oh. Oh my God. *keels over from excess of heated thoughts* I didn't even think of that aspect. Still, you can share, definitely. Because I'm thinking he probably fucks like the Duracell bunny, and I'd need to save some energy for shagging Gene. Wouldn't do to have a man like that around the place unsatisfied, he'd take quite a lot of, er, keeping busy.

So yeah, Mondays you get the Master, OK? Enjoy!
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