While I was waiting for my application to join ljlimericks to be processed, I penned this silly ditty. Which doesn't fit the prompt. And I'm not sure it even makes sense, but hey.
There once was a writer on LJ,
A believer in notions of fair play.
To the Mod he once said,
"I could beat you in bed."
And the Mod she said "that's what they all say."